Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State...

LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE :

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE ALIBI:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


BATH THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold .

Presence of mind

Presence of mind:

Once, a dog lost his way deep into the jungle.
He almost fainted to see a lion coming straight to him at a very near
distant.

"I will be dead today" , thought he.
There were some bones lying over there.
He turned his back towards lion and started pretending as if he is eating
those bones.

When lion was very close to him he cried out loudly "Wow, what a fun
eating a lion, by chance if I can get another one, it will be a treat ".
Lion thought "What a dangerous dog!!!!! He kills lions and eats it. Let me
run away from here and save my life ".

Now, there was a Monkey hiding on the tree there watching the entire show.
He thought "It's a good chance to tell the truth to the lion. Lion will
become my friend and I will not have to run saving my life from him ". He
just ran away to inform the entire episode to Lion.
The dog had seen him going and quickly understood the ploy.
Both lion and monkey were coming back to the dog and the lion was
furious.
When lion was very close to him he again cried out loudly " It has been
half an hour and yet that stupid monkey can't fetch another lion??!!!!". .
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Morale: "It is by presence of mind in untried emergencies that the native
metal of man is tested."


We are not rewarded for having a brain,

But for using it...

Schultz Philosophy

Schultz Philosophy

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz , the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip.
You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the "entire" e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America Contest.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.


How did you do?


The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. They are not second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.



Easier?
* The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are NOT the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards.

"They are the ones who care. "




Share this with those who have made a difference in your life.

I just did!


"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.

It's already tomorrow in Japan