Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State...

LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE :

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE ALIBI:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


BATH THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold .